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Fight Fire With Fire
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THEYRE MAKING A SEQUEL TO THE BAY OF PIGS
THEYRE FILMING IT IN ATLANTA
THEYRE GONNA SET THE FOREST ON FIRE
AND THE GOVERNMENTS GONNA LET THEM
SOME WHO FIGHT BACK MAY BE VEGAN
BUT ROAST PORK HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD
THEY KILLED SOMEONE
SO THEY JUSTIFY KILLING MORE
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
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I Hate Your Guts
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YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN IN MY FUCKING LIFE
I HOPE YOU NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING AND NONE OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
EVERYONE HATES YOU AND THEY'RE RIGHT TO DO SO
THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE WATCHING YOU AND TAKING NOTES SO THEY CAN LEARN FROM YOU
FUCK YOU
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Long Road, Walking
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THERES NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THIS TUNNEL
JUST A LONG ROAD
ITS A STRAIGHT LINE
NOT A LOOP
BUT STILL IT NEVER ENDS
AND IM WALKING ON IT
TO PROVE THIS WRONG
TO DISPEL THIS MYTH
THAT ITS HOPELESS AIMLESS POINTLESS
AND I WILL NOT STOP
UNTIL I LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS
ITS A LONG ROAD
BUT IM STILL WALKING
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Necks
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HANDS AROUND OUR NECKS
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Highways
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WHO INVENTED HIGHWAYS
WHAT WAS THEIR DEAL
GIVE MORE SPACE
TO DEATH MACHINES OF STEEL
WHAT A SHITHEEL
BLUE PIGS ON THE BOOZE CRUISE
SLIDE AND DIVE AND DIE
THE GUY WHO INVENTED CARS WAS A NAZI
FORD GAVE CARS TO THE NAZIS
MAYBE IF HE HADNT ADMIRED THE NAZIS
WE WOULDNT BE WASTING SO MUCH SPACE ON HIGHWAYS
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Body Parts
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I WOKE UP AT TEN AM TO FIND THAT SOMEONE HAD RIPPED OFF MY ARMS AND LEGS AND SOLD THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET TO BUY DRUGS
THATS COOL AND ALL BUT WHY ME OF ALL PEOPLE
THERES A HOUSE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THREE FLAGS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE
AN AMERICAN FLAG
A 13 COLONIES FLAG
A BLUE LIVES FLAG
WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE STOLEN THEIR ARMS AND LEGS
AND MAYBE ALSO THEIR HEADS
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What's In It For Me?
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I DO A LOT FOR YOU
WHATS IN IT FOR ME
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Slow Cities
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NOTHING HAPPENS HERE
AND I LACK THE POWER
TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN
SOMETIMES RICH BUSINESS OWNERS THINK
I WISH THEY DIDNT
CAUSE THEY TRY TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN
ITS CONTRIVED
ITS A LIE
SLOW CITIES
I WANT TO LIVE WHERE THINGS HAPPEN
SO I CAN CHOOSE TO AVOID THEM
OR PARTICIPATE
RATHER THAN HAVING MY CHOICE MADE FOR ME
40,000 PEOPLE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE TO HAVE NOTHING HAPPENING
SLOW CITIES
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Open Letter
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I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE TAKE THE BAIT
ITS SO EASY TO PRETEND YOURE SAD
AND MILK IT
SELL YOUR TEARS TO IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN
SO YOU CAN FUCK THEM LATER
INJECT SOME VARIETY INTO YOUR LIFE
AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL EMO BANDS
WRITE ONE GOOD SONG BEFORE YOU DIE
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Every Day Is The Same
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Hello Whirled Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Album count: 49.
Release count: 137.
Song count: 1447.
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